so, last night kevin had on an away message mentioning someone named carson. and i came home drunk. that should explain this. (except this conversation took place this afternoon... after i was no longer drunk.)

GotIrishMilk: not carson daly
GotIrishMilk: that would be.....weird
diabolical kylie: um, yeah, i figured that when i reread it this morning
GotIrishMilk: is carson daly still alive?
diabolical kylie: i don't think so, actually
GotIrishMilk: no loss
diabolical kylie: he really is one of the most useless people ever
GotIrishMilk: how he had his own show, i'll never know
diabolical kylie: you know, i think it's still on
GotIrishMilk: oh
GotIrishMilk: well then
GotIrishMilk: this is awkward
diabolical kylie: i'll get over it
diabolical kylie: but carson may have something to say about it
GotIrishMilk: if he does, no doubt it'll be quiet and unobtrusive
diabolical kylie: come on, carson is a complex character, impossible to pigeonhole
GotIrishMilk: I feel like Carson's been pigeonholed a few times...by men larger than he
diabolical kylie: carson DALY got all of the ladies! how could you forget jennifer love hewitt? or at the very least her forehead.
GotIrishMilk: or her massive.....
GotIrishMilk: personalititties
diabolical kylie: forehead?
diabolical kylie: oh, right.
GotIrishMilk: why did he wear the nail polish?
diabolical kylie: that was the hottest part.
diabolical kylie: you know you did it too.
GotIrishMilk: only on my toes
diabolical kylie: only on your pinkie toe, you mean.

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