samantha is so hot.

i told morgan i had sex with her.

he believes that and i'll let him.

oh my god. i was on the phone with andy and he said that he would appreciate it if i didn't make out with samantha if he wasn't there.

OKAY. so. ummmm...

i'm supposed to not kiss the girl BOTH OF US LIKE if he doesn't get to jack off and watch it?

ew?

i mean... it's not like i'm asking his permission to kiss her and then forbidding him to do so... and sure, i'd like to be there when he kisses her, but i don't have to be. i'd ALSO like to be DRUNK when he kisses her, but i don't HAVE TO BE...

oh well.

john said that by saying that, andy made himself sound like an idiot. i wholeheartedly agree, but i'm not about to start a fight with him. john can tell him.

samantha is so hot.

=)

morgan said that spam was a "hottie." i agreed.

i think that jake bromberg is incredibly attractive. even though andy's three best features are his hair, his eyes and his hands, jake's got nicer hands than him. jake is flat out sexy as hell. in more ways than one. he's not just physically attractive, but he is genuinely NICE. god...

i'm sorry andy. =) muah. so very sorry.

but not that sorry, cuz i want to kiss samantha. :P

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