[david johnson] ---> everyone knows david. everyone knows how much i talk about him. well, this is him, in all his cuteness. that's also me in that picture. disregard.

[samantha chesser] ---> this is my girl, my spamdoll. everyone who knows me knows her. so here she is.

[christine graham] ---> tini is a gangsta. she knows where the fuck it's at and she ain't fuckin' down with bad boy!

[nuala mccullagh] ---> i fucking love nuala. she's actually mothering my children, i don't know if she knows yet.

[majid nolley] ---> majid runs hot and cold. but it can't make me not love him, because when he's good, he's the best. and he's also an excellent kisser.

[lorin camburn] ---> lorin is my second oldest friend, next to christine. we've been through everything together. ups and downs.

[liz swanton] ---> liz is good for drinking, partying and fun. liz probably doesn't even know this diary exists.

[myriam fallon] ---> myriam is good for fun, and talking, and just being myriam. she loves yossages, don't we all. she also is probably completely unaware of this diary's existence.

[isabel irmer] ---> isabel is great for drinking and raucous fun. she never calls me though, and i don't like how i can't wait to see her the very rare occasions that she does.

[sarah moberg] ---> sarah is completely against online journals. why, i do not know. nuala and i have some issues with her. she's fun when she's actually around, though.

[matt mcshan] ---> i love my matty. hopefully we will be attending the same school soon. he is the best.

[cat court] ---> cat is raw. she visited me, and i met her online. i love when that happens. she also needs another fucking cigarette.

[anne jonas] ---> anne is HOT. would you look at her, for chrissakes? and she's also the nicest, most profound girl ever.

[andy berquist] ---> ahhh, the infamous andy. of course. who could forget. next.

[daniel collard] ---> check out this suave motherfucker.

[yotam amit] ---> yotam is the most giving person alive. giving of what, you ask? YOSSAGES. massages done only by yotam. the best ever. try "the spider." it's orgasmic.

[john heyhoe-griffiths] ---> god i wish i had gotten the chance to hit that before he left for england.

[stephanie booz] ---> steph is raw. she got me THE DOPEST cigarette case for my birthday.

[ben sumner-moore] ---> BEN IS THE DOPEST PERSON EVER.

[carl moberg] ---> i love carl. he is my bitch, and sarah's brother. once i fell asleep in a hammock with him, and once he fell asleep with his head between my legs.

[connor camburn] ---> this is lorin's 14 year old brother, i've known him since he was this big! he is dope because i got him hooked on mindless self indulgence.

HEY, DO YOU BELONG ON THIS LIST?! SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF YOU THEN. YOU'RE NOT GOING ON IT WITHOUT A GODDAMN PICTURE!

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